Apr 10
I just sacrificed my family to satan.
Hakuna Matata.
“What is your defense for killing your entire family?”
“I mean, Hakuna Matata!”
“What?”
“Like, carpe diem.”
“What?”
“Yolo.”
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Sep 09
In fact, in the unfortunate event that Klaine does break up, we would want Obama to fix that first, and then he can get back to the economy.
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Sep 09
The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it
One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
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Sep 09
I bet Mitt Romney colors with RoseArt
there’s not a lot you can make when your favorite color is white
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